I freaking love potatoes. I'm a potato ho. A potat-ho, if you will.

Your “thoughts and prayers” aren’t helping the school shootings. I’m so fucking angry.

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Your boy slimh22 tried to argue with me yesterday that roast beef came from pigs. Do with that info what you will.

Happy Birthday to the person I love to roast the most ♥️ slimh22

Sup

Bro I am ✨stressed✨

One like and I’ll live tweet the entire thing

Wedding update: bells were included. Obviously.

Me: all I want for Mother’s Day is to sleep in My body at 5:30am:

For being “freaky fast”Jimmy John’s is pretty freaky slow af.

Which is the better movie? slimh22

Let’s not forget why I’m here… 522 followers till I beat slim🙏🏻

Mood:

Lol sup

Y’all really be messaging an account that says slims WIFE thinking I’m a dude… get it together.

I’m case anyone’s wondering the Barbie movie was an 11/10

Twitter or.. X or whatever this bs is now, is trash. Threads is the move. ✌🏻

Popped on for a sec then saw my husband is basically an anime reviewer so I’m leaving again