“so we’re on the same page” absolutely insane

books be so fucking good man 😭 how y’all don’t be reading fr

Dua Lipa has my dream life

people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me

mckenna we understand each other biblically

my most boomer take is that being endlessly gentle with yourself all the time and never forcing yourself to do anything you don’t want to do isn’t self care it’s lazy and it’s bad for you

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

Unfortunately very funny

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit. i use it to search up very obvious questions so there’s no record of me looking dumb

Justice for us reserved girlies!!!! I swear we’re fun & funny, you just gotta give us time (& it depends on who im with personally)

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

This is a slap in the face to the fans. Think about all your favorite big name artist that could have BEEN done this.

You have to decide to be okay. Literally wake up everyday and decide to be happy and keep it moving

I hate hanging around people that be tryna one up you on everything lowkey, this ain’t a competition boo

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that

stuff be happening to me but i gotta go to work like i rly don’t have time

This will sound like an obnoxious “only in New York thing” but randomly deciding to walk 6 miles home from work because it’s a nice day and you want some fresh air is really an amazing experience you can’t get anywhere else