the cards told me to break up with my boyfriend

the cards told me i made the right decision

had to buy a baby lock because my fat fucking cat wouldn’t getting into the cabinet and eating all my food

“forgive & forget” WRONG!! SAW BATHROOM!!! 🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚

My last three cigarettes looking up at me after half a bottle of wine

Being in love with someone who isn’t in love with you can still be a very beautiful time. I just ate a snack wrap!!

feeling like that guy today

i’m him

four years ago today i was making videos talking about “if i was a dude” babes little do you know

when is my friends to lovers arc gonna happen

This summer I’m going to have 7 boyfriends ..one for everyday of the week

“that one lesbian pervert friend you try to ignore:” first of all i would never ignore a lesbian pervert friend. so jot that down

i want to date a woman so bad but i’m so intimidated by my lack of experience with them

TAKE MY UTERUS AWAY

at the diamond trying to meet the love of my life

my hands are tied sue

happy lesbian visibility week to her!!

how are you still straight at 25. grow up