Babe I’ll be up to bed in 10 mins I’m just posting about your brother’s tight massive body

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PSA: you are not a better friend than me because you would rather sit idly and watch the ppl you care for be abused just to protect their delusions/feelings! you’re actually a shitty person for not exposing the harsh reality of their situation! SPEAK TRUTH TO YOUR FRIENDS.

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

i just learned from a psychologist that when a man falls asleep first next to you it means he feels safe and trusts you to go through his phone while he sleeps

they really dumped hannah and jeremiah that whole villa is fake af i'm done #loveislandusa

Evil Shemar Moore getting dumped before MAGA Phineas is crazy #LoveIsandUSA

And nothing of value was lost

At work like a fucking sucker. I'll be happy about it on payday, but it's gay right now

180 and 360 be eating yall up.

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

i hope the trees know i notice them

A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been mysteriously placed outside the White House 'in honor of Friendship Month' (via Joe Heim)

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

Doing an Irish hello (not saying hello to anyone)

Fuck ICE & Fuck You.