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I’m a detective, my dear. It’s my natural desire to discover all left things unmentioned. ( He doesn’t press, however. A gloved hand moves to gently offer itself down to her. ) I’m sure we can find more pleasant things to talk about. Would you join me ?

( An ounce of pity, it seems. ) I believe you’re being quite too difficult on both yourself & those around you, my good man. In any case, we’re servants. Bitter as it may be to hear, any attachments we form are … well, temporary.

( How natural, it almost seemed. Holmes leads them, as one should, with a level of succinctness & elegance most unfound these days. ) I must say, It’s been some time since I’ve had both the time & desire to walk like this. - Thank you for obliging the request, by the way.

Won’t you give me your best smile ?

Yes, I’m judging you.

Ah, ‘Boob Touch Day’ ? Well, I suppose there’s worse things to come up with. Hm.

Well, I do so enjoy my modesty. x.com/shinjukuarcher…

Ah, how mature. If you’d like, I think I’ll join you. Allow me to fetch two cups.

Nothing’s quite so amusing as a proper challenge for the mind. - except you, of course.

You’re aware the two aren’t mutually exclusive, aren’t you ?

Enlightening them, are you ? One would assume most rulers prefer their subjects foolish & complacent.

How intriguing. Do you always insist on keeping others so very far away, if I may ask ? Knowledge can be attained with time, patience & devotion to the task at hand. Surely that’s not the only reason ?

/ obligatory side account options, i’m stuck on THREE djdhd help me choose & i’ll get to them before the end of the week

It’s a lovely morning to catch up on, well … thinking. I suppose coffee, and everything else, can wait a while longer.

/ bro wtf is going on with my follower count 💀 twitter b wildin

/ I GOT THE FOLLOWERS BACK DJCJCJ peace at last,,

( Tiredly looking at a mistletoe so conveniently placed above his head. )

An exemplary book makes for an exemplary time.