Never in my life have I felt so entertained by a tire 😂

Me: Well gotta figure out the mic settings. Ah, it's the expander. My sister: Expander? I hardly know her.

Who can make it 30 days without news?

Excuse me?

Baby Sleight is now 18. My work is done. I am free.

I wanna name my next dog, "Saquon Barkley".

Adpocalypse is real. Greed is destroying us.

If you want to change the world, start by making your bed.

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

From child to young adult

3D-printed joystick transforms your keyboard into a full arcade controller

This

Might be time to change my slogan.

If I haven’t texted you back but you saw me posting about baseball, no you didn’t

Think it's time to hang it up

I’m sorry, genuinely asking but i thought Jesus died on a Friday afternoon. Going by that and the fact that he resurrected 3 days after, aren’t we meant to be celebrating Easter on Monday and not Sunday?

FOR THE 4OTH TIME!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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Tf is this

Remember, if the whole world gets rid of their nukes, they can unlock hidden cutscene in MGSV