people say cats aren't affectionate but they will literally follow you from room to room just to always be near you and if that isn't a love language then i don’t know what is

nonchalant? bro i meow back to cats

the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13-14 is unbreakable

“tea is nasty, its for old people” me:

Adding a couple of bunches of daffodils to your weekly shop from the moment they are available makes winter much more bearable.

“Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.” — John Waters

I’m sorry for people who don’t like cats because they’ll never know the joy of coming home and your cat immediately curling up in your lap on the couch

I don’t have “mean girl” energy. I have “I’ve been too fucking nice for too fucking long and I’m fucking over it” energy.

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?" me:

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

they should invent button up shirts that fit people with boobs

Death of a pet should count as bereavement leave