*completely drunk* bird chirp me a song, because I wanna drink all night long~ A sake or two that can't be wrong, so bird please chirp me a song~!

*crawls on the ground* The earth moves waaay tooo fast!

Berry chrisomasu.

When was the last time I was sober~~~? Hmmm~~ I don't know~!

Don't lewd the oni! The only love I deserve are headpats and Reimu spending money on me.

Reimu needs to buy more sake.

Imma super durunku!

Imagine Reimu and me swapping bodies for a day. That would be very cool.

My back hurts so much I need a massage.

Give donations! Please give donations!

I flirted with a broom last night. Alcohol is not ok but it's controlling me.

I always wake up in front of the Hakurei shrine whenever I'm wasted. What a weird coincidence.

Druuuuuuuuuuunk!

It's chwismes! Santa with hot alcohol and preswnts!

Who wnatastedt w.. wm... blueh... wu wans tu drincc wif me *wasted*

Reimu should pay me money because she said I attrac people. Oh wait... I think she meant I attack people.

*puts mask on and opens a bag in front of the one who reads this* Put the money in the bag! Now! Money! In! Bag! Give!

ALCOHOL!

I'm bored. Please me.