the tantalizing smell... of an omega's ass leaking in a walmart...

if giving out cigs counts as charity im gonna b a saint when i die

quirkless on the streets... quirked up in the sheets

i think the creator of google docs would hate to see how im usin that shit <3

the weather channel should make playlists

i wanna be hypnotized

"lee, you're my little glass dildo"

going back in time to abort my kid cause they wanna go to clark university

bakugou lee

hero killer stain is a communist polyamorous they/them

nooo ur so sexy dont get mpregged by aliens and then explode into a giant bug ;(

pronouncing japanese numbers however the fuck i want

pussy addicted to the money

had an apple. all better now.

"who knew smoking weed could be so easy!" the humble bong user:

having sex next week, gotta put that shit in my calendar

dedicating my virginity to swall

im so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so bored

babunni

my bitch bahd and suji