Got to feel for shirley (Dj) he is on a massive dry patch #norubsince2013

Fell over a fence last night whilst drunk, it's broken and happens to be my wanking arm😢 Sophie Hearn please take me back

@DanielleHanbury yeah a week ago

Anyone fancy picking me up from a house party in sketty? It's rough as fuck here and ive had way too many disco biscuits

I retired from football 2 weeks ago because of weight problem but I have lost a quarter of a pound since then so im back bitches #carebears

What a fucking joke, that's it I am retired again lost all that weight for fuck all #fuckoffcarebears

Missed call off the Care Bears lol, am I fuck coming out of retirement to play for that piece of shit #bunchofwankers

Just banged a fat chick off tinder, she was loving the royinator ✊💦💦💦💦 #bigorsmall #fuckemall

If Wales win I will suck off Geraint Rowlands #cymruambyth

Just signed up for Take Me Out you single ladies best be ready for the ripper 😜

Another year without a Valentine's 😢 feeling down, wish I could go back and sweep Sophie Hearn off her feet again #missher #bemyvalentine

So Sophie Hearn and @_JackCurry are going on a date tomorrow to blancos😡😡 I will be showing up to ruin that the scum bags 💔💔💔

Big up to the future GLASTO headliners S P ∀ C E ∀ G E you are the men I am your groupie

“Jordan Evans: Would love Coldplay and Blur to headline Glasto” Paul Potts and the cheeky girls would do it for me #glasto2015

Big drink tomorrow lads 🍻🍻🍻🍻

@emadamzs Georgia Macdonald Lewis Owen

Ketamine Sunday's at the surge today lets fucking have it 🐴🐴🐴 #nayyyyyyyyy

Going to have mix emotions going to Hannah house tonight for her birthday! Still have feelings for Sophie Hearn #needacwtch #loveher

Put a wetsuit on come on come on

@Sean_Hanbury luke armstrong I'm in Cardiff tonight lads