Spotted on Septa.

Nothing better than a fresh toothbrush head Philips

Wordle 438 6/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 When you have four letters and it can be 7 different words, your heart starts racing. You try to get inside the mind of the Wordle writer. I said to myself “They would never use an M!” I’m sweating.

don’t Chipotle then Peloton

When the nurse says you’re hydrated >>>>>>

Way too many flip flops PHLAirport

Cleaning hair out of the drain is SO disgusting, yet so satisfying.

So we’re just skipping fall then?

I miss my retainer when I’m away…

The grease didn’t work.

This was $23.98 Rite Aid

Can you deduct Uber stars for obnoxiously chewing gum

2 insanely creepy Uber Philly drivers in 1 night <<<<<<< #concerned

Don’t care what’s on your Thanksgiving plate

Coworker just told me I have three catchphrases: “I haven’t had enough water today” “I’m hot” “I’m cold”

Sharing AirPods is disgusting

Nothing will ever be more annoying than when you clear your plate and someone asked if it was good…? GO FUCK YOURSELF

Cooks one meal. Dishwasher full.

IT’S GAME DAY! Just a reminder your favorite celebrities are Eagles fans 🦅

When the cleaning lady leaves and then you spend an hour putting everything back the way it was