*She turns around.* Wait, seriously? I thought it was in yours. Really? *All defiance is gone, replaced by frank confusion.*

*Her eyes widen.* Omg. I could've sworn... I'm sorry! First, I had to shoe shop ON LINE, and now this? I don't even know this world.

I am a delight.

So, what am I then? Even delightfuller?

I'm an excellent skater.

UGH! First reply since October (mea culpa, mea way culpa, to the max) and I typo? Can the Hellmouth just swallow me, already?

GIMME BACK MY...MY...GOBLIN KING, YOU TWITTER JERKS

Thread:

What no?

So my friend and I were talking about wishing ourselves away to the Goblin King (as one does), and she asked, “What if he didn’t look like Bowie though? What if he looked like Danny DeVito?” Thus, Danny DeGoblin King was born.

Um.

To: @GenerousTilNow From: Your Buffy Happy Valentine's Day!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Am I cropped?

Nope!

If our only interaction has been me telling you "hard pass," and you add me to a fetish group DM with 6 other Buffy accts without even asking, you're gonna get blocked. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Uh... *Looks concerned and somewhat nauseated.*