I'm about to try the new Felix Sensations Crunchy Crumbles. I'm very excited.

Me and nan. #lovemynan

No pictures please.

Why do you have to embarrass me calling me inside? My friends think you control me and you DON'T. I'll be right in, dammit.

Watching anything good on tv Thing 1?

This is the freebie my mum has got for me today. #luckylittlemale

Casually sitting on my grandparents bed with my tongue poking out

So sorry you have to leave. Have a lovely day at work supporting me. Bye now.

If you had a cat years ago, you might have had 5 pictures of him. Now if you have a cat, you are required to maintain a portfolio.

Alfie hasn't been seen since 1am last night. We are all getting extremely worried after searching the neighbourhood to no avail.

Alfie has now been missing for nearly 48 hours. Absolutely dying inside. Need some kind of reassurance. Please let there be a happy ending.

Alfie has been missing for 3 days. Hope and hope and keep hoping he will return.

6 days missing. Alfie! We miss you! #comehome

Alfie has been missing for 19 days. Where on this Earth could he be? #comehomealfie

Alfie has been missing for 3 weeks today. The house just isn't the same without his diva demands.

Really wish Alfie was wearing a GPS tracker. 32 days missing. Sorely missed by everyone.

Very sad to be without our charismatic charmer for the past seven weeks. Hope he is safe and warm wherever he is.

Alfie may not be with us physically this Christmas but he will be here in spirit with his bauble on the tree.

Remembering Alfie today on what would have been his 3rd birthday. Missing you still every day son. Happy birthday.

@ronithebrat :(