how I feel how I feel when I’m vs when I’m attracted attracted to a man to a woman

It’s my birdyfourth birdthday

Could have named it fort la di daderdale, shame.

We’re just normal men

Roses are red Broccoli’s good for your health

Have u ever looked up from staring at ur phone for 17 solid hours and the beauty of nature k*lls you

I will never be able to fully process the fact that You Oughta Know was written about this fuckin guy

When I was born, I was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. Now, I'm the size of many hotdogs, and just as good.

Got banned from the co op for asking if they carried jello

Being alive during the black plague would have been wild like damn, all my homies are at deaths door smh 😔

It would be cute if someone named their baby Rockwell but for short called them ckw

You can make french toast out of anything the french can’t stop you

Can’t believe they fit a whole field in there

If I ran for a political office my slogan would be “I look like a baby because I am one” and I would change the nation

Ham tacos

Big tortilla doesn’t want you to know how easy it is to make your own heart shaped chips

I think I’m getting dumped

I know it’s hard to part ways with your parents after the holidays but it’s important to let bye moms be bye moms

free idea for Mumford & Sons it’s a holiday album called Mumfort and Boy

Tom Hanks should have saved us all a syllable and gone by Thanks