I’ve mentioned something like this before, but, if any of my companies goes public, we will prioritize other longtime shareholders of my other companies, including Tesla. Loyalty deserves loyalty.

This is so badass. Nice work! Definitely will be bringing by my Tesla next time I need any work done 💪🏼

Animal style

Sam Altman And you forgot to mention act 4, where this issue was fixed and you received a refund within 24 hours. But that is in your nature.

Sawyer Merritt This was a “consumer protection” order about the use of the term “Autopilot” in a case where not one single customer came forward to say there’s a problem. Sales in California will continue uninterrupted.

you just had to be there 😭

It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot. Pluto’s icy Mountains.

Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the Tesla AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars.

A semi flashed its headlights to let me go. FSD v14.2.2.4 correctly understood the signal and made a left turn into traffic. Pretty cool to see what it’s capable of.

“I don’t trust anyone” $TSLA bulls trusting Elon when he says 100 Trillion is in the cards

I predict Pokemon will discontinue the traditional 36-pack booster boxes within the next 3-5 years. ETB’s and smaller products will take over. Less printing needed, more shelf space filled.

Happy Earth Day! Thank you to our owners, employees & advocates for helping us build a world of amazing abundance 🌎❤️

$TSLA FSD's judgment of the situation, and I've never seen a reverse as fast as this.

the pokemon that couldn’t evolve or trade back in 2010, when heartgold and soulsilver launched, gamestop gave out a special shiny pikachu-colored pichu as a limited event. most trainers just boxed it as a rare trophy. but this pichu was the secret key to a special event. if

Close up of Optimus plugged in getting a charge while working at the Tesla Diner

let’s be super clear about something no one should ever be fucking bragging about tsla’s stock performance it is a piece of shit stock and we’re all fucking retarded for being too bullish or trusting in elon to deliver anything for more than half a decade it’s been nothing

How did Cern suddenly go from “Optimus will make Tesla a quadrillion dollar company” To comparing Tesla to Blockbuster?? What in the world changed in the last few months? The sudden change is bewildering This is pro-merger propaganda

Tesla baiting $TSLA investors with Robotaxi since 2024