mid 20s is me at walmart in sweats and... my retainers oh my god maybe I'm 14

Seltzer water? You mean a virgin Whiteclaw?

What if we kissed 🤔😘🙈 In the salmon tube 😍🐟💏

could really use a snap from team snapchat right about now

boy I thought this was a Doberman with a pedicure

squidward is the ultimate millennial icon -overeducated with a deadend job -works for a boomer obsessed with money -depressed -bi?

I feel personally responsible

This is a great deal for anyone who is at this airport convenience store and is also a horse.

Quiet Study Area ain’t so quiet at Cal State Long Beach this morning 😐

If I ever had a wedding I would give certain guests a “-1” where they get to pick another guest and disinvite them

damn i look good in that pic on god

G-Eazy & Megan Thee Stallion (2020)

What if we kissed 😳 at the Buffalo Wild Wings picket 🙈

FLORIDA!!! #CloseTheBeaches

covid19 is a big bully :(

In one of the first good plot twists of 2020, the #ProudBoys hashtag has become a thing of beauty. trib.al/JiBaig2

i’m never drinking again ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

Everyone at Juul headquarters is SCRAMBLING to figure out how to make a gun you can vape.