I thought you guys loved men who dress up as women?

Bitch, you ARE the rich.

Dat shit say oblock switchyion

*raping. that’s called “rape.” it’s not “sex with.” he raped the boy.

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

A state that never had slavery, is taking money away from people who never owned slaves and giving it to people who never were slaves.

Fat niggas could fly off a motorcycle into a pit of snakes surrounded by lava And guarantee they gunna fix their shirt before anything else

Me when I see a tank but I'm not an engineer

Forty fucking dollars for a haunted house? They better rape me in there.

Nancy Pelosi has been in Congress since I was 5. This would make her the 7th longest reigning living monarch, surpassing Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.

Raid. Overnight on enemy positions. Ambush on reinforcements. Minus 13 Russians! Operators of the 144th SOF Center infiltrated deep behind enemy lines, raided positions, held ground overnight, and ambushed reinforcements. Precise UAV & mortar coordination. Always Beyond!

"Trump is defiling the sacred grounds of the White House"

Kanye’s crashout was justified.