Still mad that it took my husband 22 years to find me

Luna loves her pajamas 😂❤️

I loved you your whole life and I’ll miss you for the rest of mine ❤️ Miss you so much sweet baby

*messes with my husband all day* *messes with me back* Me: “stop being mean to me”

My friends and I have been going to the gym to hangout instead of blacking out with a bottle of tequila. Is this… adulting?

Getting day drunk and my husband asks if I want to go to Hobby Lobby and pick out Christmas decorations. I knew I married the right man

I used to love the snow but after marrying a lineman I’ve learned to love it a little bit less lol

Me: “it’s fine, I’ll just do it by myself”

Put my notice in at work and I don’t think I’ve felt so stress free and happy 😭✨ Big things coming in the next couple of months!!

Cutest girl there is 🥰

Amy Winehouse 🎨 Mixed media on canvas, 30 x 40 inches

When I first started working from home I thought I would look cute for my husband when he got home and have dinner ready everyday. Instead I’m dressed like Adam Sandler half the time and and typically forget to unthaw the chicken.

Only my dumbass would try to move a mattress upstairs by myself. I got it halfway up there before it slid down the stairs and ran my ass over

Please tell me why my dog is throwing a whole ass fit over me not wanting to play with her ball anymore 😂

So you’re telling me if I never took tequila shots at a bar and let my friend convince me it was a good idea to tell his friend I thought he was cute that I wouldn’t be married to the love of my life? Wild lmao

I never knew my husband was so uncultured. This man has never seen 1 episode of Jersey Shore in his entire 26 years of life

“Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens. No matter how hopeless.” — Jack Dawson. Oil on canvas, 30 x 40 inches.