Every night before I go to bed I pray Jack in the Box brings back the Spicy Chipotle Chicken Ciabatta, also known as the best fast foot item to ever have existed.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Sarah Winchester did it better

about to have the best night of my life

If you can’t figure out why that’s there I’ve got bad news for you

You absolutely will not believe what this is quoting

ppl that think they’re better than you for not watching sports getting their “go sportsball” tweets ready for tomorrow

Apparently my archival of a VHS tape containing a commercial featuring Ulala from Space Channel 5 solved a 25 year old mystery. 🥲

Yeah that fuckin ruled #BadBunnyBowl

I'm sick of this discord age verification shit, I'm moving back to xfire

me when im in dragonranpa and that stupid ass bear starts playing the thick of it carnival remix so i throw myself in the stupid ass human crushing machine he made

I don’t know what any of that means

You know his ass still gets 上手’d

Bay Area getting the coolest representation

If u post a white boy on Valentine’s Day I’m unfollowing u

I didn’t think AI psychosis was widespread till I saw some of the replies to this. This is actually unbelievably bleak.

昔のヨドバシカメラのCM発掘したけど売ってるものに戦慄しか覚えない

Guildhouse smells fucking crazy