just remembered that my future depends on me

My top 5 fears: 1. Being infertile 2. The day my parents pass away. 3. Marrying someone who settled for me cos they couldn't get who they truly wanted. 4. Losing my health before I get to enjoy the life I'm working so hard for. 5.Having an unsuccessful future.

roommate has had her girlfriend over for FOUR DAYS. it is MIDTERMS. they are SCREAMING in her room at 4am. i am about to be on the news

You know, my dad used to come home, give my mom his payslip and bank card, ask for his allowance and go about his life 🤣 I am my father's child 😭😂😂😂

But this gender can be rude sometimes, wtf is this😭😂

Selling sunshine ( can be used for butterfly locs and mini twists) Mk17,000 a pack From 1 pack for a full head And also Long pony braid Mk15,000 a pack 2 packs for a full head Location: MUBAS, Blantyre(can send anywhere) Contact/WhatsApp: 0987098475

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

Us as a logistics company always trying to explain why it is difficult and impractical to charge for goods based on weight only.

Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals

A beautiful week to everyone except LUANAR, the so called top university in Malawi, that keeps track of everything that happens on twitter, but becomes silent when students need them the most to help in rectifying their “missing grade” problem.

that terrible moment when you realize you're sick of all the songs on all your playlists

Bro 25 Is too late. I expect all these at 20. Let's be serious

I went to print my resume and the print shop owner hired me as her social media manager.

Dm kuzaza Ase 🤣Facebook is so goated

A mellow Easter Saturday afternoon. Live with the Orchestra & The Hive Band. Stories we have lived. A sit down set. New music i am about to share. Limited tickets available. See you there. 🎻 😊😊🐝🐝🐝 Tickets: kwenda.co/events/0a45c1d…

Lecturer: "I added 40 marks to everyone's score." Me with the final score of 45:

Y’all are easily impressed

Yesterday, i posted on x and FB kuti aliyense ayike business yomwe amapanga, then I went through the comments ndiye ndinapeza nsikana uyu, Julia Katande, anapanga post business yake kuti amagagulitsa mpunga. As a way of supporting her ndinapita kukamugala, a bag 50 kg bag!

jaakev_madness 0990406625. Beautiful satin flowers for photo shoots