❝I-I'm not a STALKER.. H-How did I get in your house..? U-uhm...❞ 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙎! 𝘽𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙞 𝙋𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙡! 𝙃𝙚/𝙃𝙞𝙢! 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙁𝙚𝙢/𝙁𝙪𝙩𝙖 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙣! 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙘 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙮! 𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚! [↻ + ♡]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙮, 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙤𝙧, 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖! #LEWDRP #BMZRP ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 . . . 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑜𝑓 . 𝐶𝐴𝑁𝐷𝐼 𝐶𝐴𝑌𝑁 . 🍬 (Info Below.)

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐂⃥𝐋⃥𝐎⃥𝐒⃥𝐄⃥ 𝐘⃥𝐎⃥𝐔⃥𝐑⃥ 𝐄⃥𝐘⃥𝐄⃥𝐒⃥ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈⃥𝐓⃥’⃥𝐒⃥ 𝐀⃥ 𝐒⃥𝐔⃥𝐑⃥𝐏⃥𝐑⃥𝐈⃥𝐒⃥𝐄⃥ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐅⃥𝐎⃥𝐑⃥ 𝐘⃥𝐎⃥𝐔⃥ 𝐀⃥𝐍⃥𝐃⃥ 𝐈⃥ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀[⟳ + ❤︎]

Going out on dates with him? Expect for it to eventually become a competition. If he's dressed cuter, he will rub it on your face. ❝ Really? That skirt with that shirt? Come on now. Guess I'll have to take them off of you ASAP.~ ❞

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ... ᴵ'ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜˡᵉʳᶦᶜ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳʷᵃʳᵈ. ᴬᵐᵉᵗʰʸˢᵗ, ᴵ⁻ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ⋆⭒˚｡⋆

As a random Note. The Kiss in his species' name isn't a coincidence. It's a suggestion.~ ❝ Better pucker up. Or else!❞

❝ A staggering amount of haters think that all it'd take to take me down a few pegs is to put a Steel-Type in front of me. Wrong. Aura Sphere.❞

Yes, He isn't the tallest. That doesn't mean you can just pick him up whenever you feel. ❝ I swear to god. If you Don't put me down. . .❞

Reeeeeeaaach aaaaaand. /S M A C K/

❝ So. According to our info, you're on record speaking about your. “Daddy Issues”? Care to discuss that with me? ❞ Who put him in a Psychologists office. Who allowed this to happen—

The only acceptable type of condom to ever wear. The o n l y one—

❝ I guess that when you're wearing one of those, it's good to keep on extras at hand. . . For explosive messes. They can happen so suddenly! ❞

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍, 𝐁𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐄! ⠀⠀

Backed up on both ends? What a hard life she lives. Has she considered committing sacreligous actions to lose said blessing? No? Just a thought.

ᅠ ᅠ 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘗𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘴' 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥. ᅠ ᅠ