This lady and Shane Gillis need to do a mock debate

If you voted for Trump, I respect you If you voted for Harris, I respect you If you are a Dallas Cowboys fan, you can go fuck yourself

Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6 buff.ly/3ERR62e

Male response to "How's it going" severity scale Pretty good - Not good Can't complain - Rough couple of weeks It's going - Alcohol and cigarettes are keeping him going Just another day in paradise - Hates his job, wife and life Things couldn’t be better - Going to park

White people see a opp and be like "we've got company"

Niggas get two monitors and start moving like this

The Rizzler modeled for Yori 😭

Niggas be missing bitches that they did dirty as fuck

4:40pm poop

When the DB query that was supposed to update only 1 row is still running after 15 seconds

Me at the ripe age of 31 when the 5 hours of sleep + 2 Energy Drinks combo everyday catches up to me

pov: it’s Valentine’s Day and you’re locked in building with Claude

We’re in the Golden Era of slamming Diet Coke, inhaling nootropic peptides, juggling 50 Codex windows, teetering on the brink of madness, maniacally churning out a decade’s worth of work in a single month Enjoy it while it lasts

I’m going to fucking strangle that groundhog with my bare hands

> Peptides > Claude Code > Diet Cokes > America We are truly amidst history’s greatest timeline

-No girlfriend -Gym 5x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hours work -Life is good

NOW, THE CORRUPT RAVENS ARE ILLEGALLY SIGNING TREY HENDRICKSON, AFTER ILLEGALLY ENTERING, THEN BACKING OUT OF, THE MAXX CROSBY TRADE. THIS IS A SHAMELESS FRANCHISE OF FELONS AND THUGS! I AM TAKING SLEAZY STEVE BISCIOTTI TO COURT, AND CROOKED ROGER GOODELL WILL JOIN HIM. RIGGED!!!