Bud light to the moon

🤮

u know you mentally dominated a white dude if u can get him to say “fair enough”

this is how it feels to smoke a drunk cigarette with the boys

i have bad news for the lions :( since the afl/nfl merger, they are 0-12 (.000) on thanksgiving when the moon is in a waxing gibbous phase. tomorrow is a waxing gibbous

This the shit Scarecrow blow at you and make you schizophrenic

Jake gyllenhaall in nightcrawler:

Same vibe

I do this every day cooking for my beautiful girlfriend

Me every time I fly thru calgary

Peter Griffin

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT