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Vodka Skoda

@skodatodd

2022 Funniest Person with a Day Job runner up. Happily divorced, now happily married middle age man. 4 time comedy contest finalist, 3 time choker.

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I'm supposed to get married this weekend. But I'm a little worried she might be delayed or won't even show up because of all the problems going on in Ukraine.

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Studies show that jerking off 5 days a week is good for a man's prostate. I just found that it gets you kicked off the bus

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I started online dating back before online dating and digital cameras were popular so, as dudes we just had to describe our dicks.

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There was a misunderstanding with where we registered for the wedding. Not sure what we're gonna do with $635 in Cracker Barrel gift cards #CrateandBarrel

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When my ex-wife and I were trying to have a baby she would never do a doggy style, she didn't want a baby with kennel cough

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Amazon should start including a bottle of liquor/wine on every order placed after 11 PM. Just so you'll be sure to place another drunken order in a few days.

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This holiday season, the big man has to pay. This Sunday, Vodka Skoda (as Santa Claus) is bringing together a wild lineup of comics at House of Comedy for the first-ever Roast of Santa Claus! mncomedy.com/news/f/santa-c…