I hate Christmas shopping for the wife, I've just wasted two hours in a queue to discover Poundland don’t do gift vouchers.

Probably the saddest part of being a grown up is deciding with your wife that an air fryer will be your Christmas gift to each other….

Just sorting items for the big fella; mince pie/sherry/carrot/milk/face mask/surface wipes/hand gel/…Merry XMAS to y’all 😳🤶🍷

Can’t beat a good 11 hours at the police station with a Home coming to a festive movie! Misery

So, came out to the local for a XMAS pint with my son and appear to be caught up celebrating a successful hare coursing event with travellers! 4 pints in and haven’t put my hand in my pocket yet!!! Represented various in the past!

"Yeah, good comeback by Chelsea but did you watch Inter Milan's comeback against Atalanta in 2014. That was beautiful." And in other news Gary Neville has just tested positive as being the best commentator in the World. Thankfully he is not showing any symptoms…

So Boris won’t answer reporter’s question and is to await the outcome of an internal investigation to ascertain whether he attended his party or not…..🤔🥳🤔😂

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#PartyGate what tosh!

#PartyGate

Thanks Rishi!…. Toast?

Car crash interview this morning by one of the worst Lord Chancers since Truss and Grayling!

Been away But Now Back! :)