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No grown man should be laughing twice in one day, one good laugh is good… after that you need to get serious

me at the club hours after being in a fatal car accident

oomf wants me to visit him in tallahassee

girl you smell like a burnt vuse alto

getting flewed out to vegas by a certain C-list celebrity

was just informed i’m banned from caesar’s palace ?

seen the world … done it all…

when the improv leader says to switch the pantomime from holding a ball to talking into a walkie-talkie

in miami awaiting hollywood’s resurgence

Y’all allow men to be something they’d never allow you to be: Ugly and loved

If any time you deal with the same sex on no matter on what level, it makes you gay. It’s not a such thing as bisexual

just learned this oprah gif comes from her listening to cynthia erivo sing live and suddenly i get it like…

Lorde still bringing up things that happened when she was 17

love island is soulless lowbrow slop that spits in the face of high art reality television connoisseurs like myself, concerned with works like real housewives of orange county or dance moms

I'm an avid 4 stars rater cause I get easily amused but hardly impressed

i love how at 39 minutes and 48 seconds into the film you immediately realize why she’s with him

In many ways, in the pursuit of social capital, one’s liver becomes the picture of dorian gray

I want beat-up chanels, I want new personnel I wanna dye my hair every pretty shade of pastel I want nasty afterparties, banged up at the motel I want beat-up chanels, I want something for real