Surely Ed Miliband should now resign, if this was a Tory Government MP, it would be huge news. Very dishonest, very worrying.

Might just be me, but I don't think a company called Thumbs Up should be selling toilet paper.

I met Drew MacIntyre in an Aberdeen nightclub before. He was a knob. Alberto Del Rio was cool though. #RoyalRumble

How dare this person film these doctors. They're obviously collecting samples for the local children's hospital

Wade saying "it's a puppet", with probably no reaction from the USA, made me smile #RoyalRumble

I put this on about 4 years ago. It might just come in🤟 #MandelsonEpstein #StarmerOut

The way 2026 is going on, I'm expecting Stevie Wonder to finally tell us all that he's not actually blind.

I enjoy pepperoni and cheese & tomato but period pizzas are too rich for my taste.

This is the biggest “gotcha b*tch” moment.

I pronounce buoy as "boy". I'm pretty sure that's how it's correctly pronounced.

This is absolutely hilarious from #PMQs today. Ayoub Khan says rubbish is "building right beneath my very nose" as he looks down at the Reform MPs sitting below him "It's becoming a serious problem in Birmingham"

D'ya like dags?

If you don’t laugh at this you’re not human

Americans describing how incredible old, gothic cathedrals can be: "ok, so imagine a burger..."

It was at this moment he knew…

The human Centipede only has 12 limbs. Human Dozenpede?

The most tongue in cheek movie has to be The Human Centipede.

Someone explain to me how being pushed in the chest hurts your face.