"Maya, I ask that you kill me. I wish for a friend to be the one that releases me from my pain. The pain of the sniffles." Maya the Siren

"I do not trust Zed's cold medicines. If his health packs cannot cure me, I am already doomed." Maya the Siren

"Who is responsible for these masterpie- I mean, these completely incorrect pieces of garbage?"

"Why not?" Maya.

"Kill..."

"Ooooh, burn." @Anarchrovox

"I seek a challenge. Who will step forward and duel? I won't lose to you."

"Haikus are quite hard, I do my best for you all, But I have no drive."

"It has become expected of me, though." Maya the Siren

"When Pandora quiets, I grow extremely bored. I need amusement."

Zer0 simple sighs, shaking his head in disappointment. This is not what he'd intended. Maya the Siren

Zer0 cocks his head to the side, an ellipses appearing in red in front of his visor "I do not understand..." Maya the Siren

"That was quite sappy. I'm feeling icky inside. Why the emotion?" Maya the Siren

"This is not real. These images have been faked. I have no feelings."

"You quiet yourself. I am not a loving thing. I am a killer." x.com/scarletcaptain…

"Hmph..." @ScarletCaptain_

"Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. I am really bored."

"Greetings to you all."

"Madness. True freedom." "Down with the broken rulers." "Let's fuck some shit up." @Mechrogasm