My cameraman, Aaron, is getting the TSA anal probe.

Search & Rescue working w/DPS Aviation and other agencies this afternoon help look for missing person in Comal Co

After 5 rejections, Apple accepts app that tracks U.S. drone strikes ow.ly/tBNE5

Reuters - U.S. Senator Reid, son combine for China firm's desert plant dlvr.it/5PqdsC

That Pharrel Williams song about being happy is being piped in from a radio station in hell.

I will keep using this dogshit twitter for the time being, b/c apparently you guys love it. But twitter blows & it's run by a bunch of cunts

“tuli: 93-year old D-Day veteran Robert Blatnik returns to Omaha Beach, 70 years later. #DDay70 ”

LeBron James lost in the NBA Finals in '07, '11, and '14. He announced his return to Cleveland on 7/11/14. #Illuminati

SOCCER - YOU’RE FUCKING OUT.

RIP Joan Rivers. A real comic to the very end.

In the aftermath of yesterday's grand jury decision, 1,200 people have donated money to Ferguson's public library bit.ly/1uDoGtI

A few Wakeskate wallpapers available for download Obscura Wakeskates Aaron Reed By@garrettcortese wp.me/pG2os-k8h

I'm becoming more redneck by the day.

Heartbreaker Banquet > SXSW

The Busenitz winning run at Tampa Pro is still the best ever. #tampapro2015 #goat

Apparently, Orange is the new dumbass. #WearingOrange #caring @instapundit