if i went into a comic shop and the cashier was as hot at CK I’d probably think i died

being a virgin chud loser nerd is actually incredibly sexy IF you look like Clark Kent

my favourite chud son

awesomesauce

do you realize?? in the clayface trailer oh I’m sure

primehood basically

give superboy prime a black lab he deserves one i think

"My mom is kinda homless Superman"

torturing myself w dating apps again… I live in chop city

i don’t wanna write can’t it already be written

apologies to the people who listen to this playlist for the headache inducing vibe change

it’s tough out here

got married to ck and jason sang at the wedding… feels wrong… that should’ve been him up there not me

irl bestie hates superman cus he’s “too op”… hate to tell him my favourite superman is even more op

this used to be the peak male physique and we had it so good but now all the dudes decided to have an eating disorder and be dehydrated instead….

the concept of eating mac n cheese with a spoon is so insane to me why would you ever do that