You're living up to your name. x.com/calcries/statu…

Instagrump. x.com/calcries/statu…

This is my new name. x.com/calcries/statu…

INSTAGRUMP JONES. I am pleased. x.com/calcries/statu…

You act like I have friends to compliment me, Grump. x.com/calcries/statu…

My hero. x.com/calcries/statu…

I'm going to light my cereal box on fire.

THE funniest thing I've ever said.

I'M GOING TO MELT MY BRAIN. No I'm not. I'm just going to melt the bag.

Fwoooooosh shhhhhh *fire noises intensify*

~ half a year and everyone prolly thought he fell off the face of the earth the end.

Grump: Tyler I gave you this Me: whAt

Hey moon. Will you keep me company tonight? Love, Tyler

I'm a mess. I chekcked my DMs too late. I typo'd when writing checked. I'm drooling over cooking videos on YouTube.

Yes. Life is rescheduled. Try again later. x.com/calcries/statu…

I love the outdoors.

This is a lie. The outdoors are scary. x.com/skeletalsounds…

I'm actually exhausted and instagrump is grumping. Per usual.