you’re 25! you’re not running out of time! it has only just begun! except for me. i am 25 in a far more “it’s all over” way

Getting humbled by my 4 yr old is always interesting, we’re sitting here Coloring and heaven forbid I don’t know the exact color scheme of Spider-Man’s suits and he looks at me and says “wow that’s horribly wrong dude” meanwhile his Spider-Man is rainbow

I just think I’d be alot less sad if someone brought me orange juice

I asked for orange juice and got … hot dogs

If you’re flirting with me please make it obvious

The love of your life is not going to leave you confused about how they feel about you

Since I’m pretty much single for life I’m about to just act up

I think every man smoking a cigarette or with a mustache is the love of my life, it’s not a problem I’m willing to change

Sunscreen windswept hair is a paid actor

Maybe in another life we’ll figure it out 🤍

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Don’t care if my ex upgraded downgraded or Gatoraded just stay tf away from me

Man I miss being a wife

I think my ego would be out of control but at 27 I have to text my married friends “I think I really like this guy” and telling them I have a crush really keeps it in check

That’s it I’m over it I’m just gonna terrorize men for the rest of my life

Think you can hurt me ? No babe cause I fucked up my running schedule so now Its leg day on a 8 mile run day

In another life we work out

The love of my life doesn’t exist imma just act out

Flying down the highway, listening to divorced dad rock, with a cigarette and a redbull is self care don’t argue

Just saw a girl get pre workout spit into her mouth before her run and I just wonder what its like to be living my dream