I’m all for gender equality but I will never be shoveling a driveway thats for men

"it doesnt feel like christmas" bro when was the last time you felt anything

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

dating men under 25 is self harm

“wyd after work??” going to bed bro i ain’t no super hero 😭

what hurts more than heartbreak is the mask mandate

“I don’t buy flowers for girls because they die” yeah well so do the flowers

Ok

*opens eyes at 9 am* me: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

The 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 in the 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓! #AmericasTeam🇺🇸 | #FlyFightWin⚡️

My favorite Fall ritual is watching the Low Tire Pressure light go on in every vehicle I own.

The 2022 Air Force Baseball season was filled with tragedy, tears & triumph. As Jesse Kurtz 🎙 shows, the Falcons were poised to overcome all challenges thanks to Coach Mike Kazlausky (@Kaz_USAFA), whose two decades of service in the U.S. Air Force prepared them to Fly, Fight, Win.