tmi doesn’t exist to me i want to know everything

bjorking up the wrong tree

i’ll never stop calling this app “twitter”

you’re telling me that you let this burger smash?

how it feels to get left on read

my strange addiction, but it's just my taste in men

that thursday feeling

mercury retrograde starting off with a bang by giving me a flat tire 🙃

birds of a feather waka flocka together

Week of 3/1 in Aries: Everything drained. But into the earth. Where the flowers grow. Be that one.

thanks AI but i can hallucinate all on my own

And for the lady, perhaps a sword used to slay thy enemies?

“The meeting has been cancelled”

“omg you remembered!” of course i did. I have a file on you

"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge

Daylight savings, T. The feds steal an hour from us while we’re sleeping so we don’t notice. And when we’re all tried and stupid they put a chip in our brains so we start doing whatever the fuck they say. Then those pricks cover it up by showing us the sun for an extra hour

Staying up Losing one all night when hour of sleep I was younger at my age now

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

idc, I hate daylight savings.