yayy :)

tattoo artists when you ask them for a tattoo

i like how epic fail compilations are just like a universal constant they never really die out

TWO BEERS IN ALREADY FEELS LIKE IT’S ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS TO FORGET THE MORE THAT I DRINK THE MORE THAT I FEEL BROKEN AND ALONE AT A PARTY WITH FRIENDS FUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING ABOUT THIIIIIIIS

weed in real life:

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man

YOU ARE THE RUSTLING OF LEAVES AND YOU ARE THAT HONEYSUCKLE BREEZE YOU ARE THE SUNLIGHT SHINE ONTO ME SHINE ONTO ME SHINE ONTO MEEEE

this is kinda their best work

forcing myself to go out coz I’ll never be this young again

“hey ben” and they are quad 😭😭😭😭

hot mulligan hate is performative at this point ngl

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns