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Jesus Thinks You’re An Asshole

@sjstran

Just here to troll Elmo, MAGAts, and everyday douchebags. Also to follow a few sports accounts. I post like a normal person on a different platform.

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calendar_today25-06-2013 23:16:01

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Someday, I hope John Roberts wakes up and realizes he is largely responsible for the downfall of American society. He’s also a fucking bitch.

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My friend runs a community for people who either can’t have or don’t want to have kids. Meetup is telling her she can’t host events that celebrate this lifestyle because of “shared values” bullshit. Meetup can lick my fucking ass. Fuck your piece of shit platform.

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This motherfucker and his Orange slave driver literally get offended by everything. What is this whiney baby bitch even babbling about?

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It's like the Cubs just always concede the last game of any series. Manager sits some starters to rest, everyone else mentally checks out and just underperforms...aggravating.

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lol, the Southwest Airlines agents in FLL begging people to check theirs bags for free because too few were and there won’t be enough overhead space. Have they considered a “bags fly free” program?

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Instead of figuring out how to help the 85k people in his state who are going to lose health insurance, deliver WIC funds, or secure offshore wells this donkeyfucker Governor Jeff Landry is worried about LSU's next coach costing taxpayers too much money.

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You have to fire Taylor and Golden tonight. Just zero excuse for back to back 500 yard games by the defense, 2 epic collapses, and zero accountability ever for anything.