Samantha Helmus (@sjhelmus1) 's Twitter Profile
Samantha Helmus

@sjhelmus1

Jesus lover. Cat lover. Married to my best friend since April 5, 2013. HUGE Taylor Swift fan. I need to meet her and her cats someday...

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calendar_today30-08-2014 16:32:50

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Tyler, my brother and I just played #whatdoyoumeme with my aunt, mom, dad and stepdad. Wasn't as awful as it sounds and brought a lot of laughs! Glad I didn't keep the game from them anymore!

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Still waiting for the day when I can confidently go to Lowe's in Bloomsburg, PA and have a good customer service experience. Terrible customer service every. single. time.

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I bruised the knuckle on my right middle finger. I'm not sure how, but I promise flipping people the bird isn't the cause. 🤔

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LOLing @ the fact that every time I start singing when my cat Emmett is sleeping (approx 18 hrs/day) he flicks his tail up & down b/c I'm disturbing his rest. I'll remember this next time he tries to wake me up by knocking things off my dresser. 😹😹😹

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2 tweets in one day? Who am I? Have to document my fresh ends though. Keeping my traditions alive. #freshends #feelinggood #mmmgirl 💁🏼‍♀️ (<<also kinda annoyed there isn't a redhead emoji for this) #redheadlivesmatter

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ONE downfall to #catgenie...if cat has diarrhea, the genie makes the whole first floor of the house smell like death until it's done washing a second time. It's only 35 degrees outside and my windows are open...#vom #dot #com 🤮

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Really irritated that Geisinger Women's Center is always incredibly late for my appts. I don't know, maybe don't book 2 people for the same provider at the same time so I don't have to wait 45+ minutes?