Arguing with fanbases that don’t have a team left in the tournament.

And they wonder why we all we need? Silly..

One. More. Game.

Tracy McGrady: Jaylen Brown has to be the front-runner for MVP “Losing Porzingis, Tatum , Jrue Holiday, & horford means 57% of your offense is gone & you’re tied for 2nd in the East, led by half the duo”

A lot of people often ask me where I’ve been. And embarrassingly enough, I’ve been laid up with a man, watching National Geographic and NBA highlights. Then I scroll on TikTok and ask the same man to bring me water before I go to sleep. The obeah really got me..

IT'S SUPER BOWL DAY!!!

If Patriots lose, I’m beating the shit out of my man

What time exactly are we going to start CRASHING THE FUCK OUT???? Whennnnnnn?????

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on February 18th 2026:

“It’s been a long-ass week” — me, in the middle of Monday.

"I'm excited." 😄 Jayson Tatum arrives for his first game since May 🔥

Everything cannot be on fire AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!!

The Celtics are heading to the playoffs ☘️ That's 12-straight seasons that Boston has made the playoffs, the longest active streak in the NBA.

I’ve asked the universe, if I’m not meant to be truly loved, stop letting me want it. I don’t want a miracle, I don’t need to be saved. Just keep me away from something that is not aligned for me to obtain.

As I take my LAST sleep before the carnival season truly begins. PLEASE REMEMBER TO MEET ME BY LIQUOR AND FLAMES (booth 17)!!! Tip your bartender (me and my colleagues), WATCH YOUR CHILDREN. And most importantly, stay safe. (And tip your bartender) Outside againnn!!

And leme make this one real easy. Dont be showing up by my booth asking me for no fucking food at 3:30am. All I got is liquor and poor advice. Let’s all just act civilized.

What time does Fight Club start in the Village? I wanna be in my car before round one starts.

As we enter day 11 of the never ending Carnival55, I would like to share an ancient salop proverb, with you, my fellow revellers. “Rum not Juice” - Masters of Bouyon, Triple Kay International. Act like you have sense. (tip your bartender)

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

Some of y’all too comfortable talking in the middle of the street, knowing that I’m driving without my glasses. Act civilized.