sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
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30-01-2009 19:21:48
155,3K Tweets
49,9K Followers
7,2K Following
Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.Lady Lawya
@Parkerlawyer
divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwguDadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburRodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvUncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbolTrey
@treydayway
*Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfKThat Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4PwBöb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke
Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire
Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdishmom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.meghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...I Hide From My Kids
@IHideFromMyKids
freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
She may not look like much but she can catch a man, said someone trying to insult me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonzTony P.
@Tbone7219
NicholasG
@Dad_At_Law
Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*jame
@kloogans
cat haverBear Christensen
@Bearchristensen
Goofy Kiowa/Cheyenne/German/Danish (American) man living the dream in Oklahoma. Partially educated at Dartmouth and CU. Solely responsible for my own nonsense.Will Clicked
@ClickedWill
3rd try - my doggy will always love me. No 'dating' period.The Delusional Gentleman
@TheMadGargoyle
Disappointing my family one tweet at a time.VeryBritishProblems
@SoVeryBritish
For everything VBP, including books, clothes, mugs, cards, calendars & contact: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101Poppy Whisker
@WhiskerBooks
Meet Poppy Whisker and Marina Authors of heartwarming tools for an organized life. Simplifying your days with practical planners and journals on Amazonphil
@PhilJamesson
my job is writing funny things for cool stuff | comedy for @DibsNext, @adultswim, @nerial, @dropout | mgmt: [email protected]Lexi
@penngirl72
What?Mr.Carter
@dexteristwisted
Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful🦋YoBaddie🐝✨
@YoBaddieBee
I’m pretty sure “I’m Her” 👑🐦🐦🐦 Chairman Mardikins McPuffCloud
@IAmMardikins
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 brexit = turnips. Fkn fed up 🇮🇪 🏴 🇸🇪 #Sisu #BLM find me at: https://t.co/6RWRjReuliThat Guy
@SocialOutcast82
It's ok if you don't like me, I don't like me either. The so-so shit: https://t.co/JpkHXDRSokAlison the Read
@alisontheread
I have a headache. Probably researching something depressing. Quaker. she/her. https://t.co/OuK118DSunMegan Amram
@meganamram
it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my momRod
@rodj422
Small business owner. Liberal and Woke AF. MAGA is a social cancer. If you’re a racist, FUCK YOU! Get rid of Trump so America can heal.💙🌊EmmaJeanKitty 🐱💙🇺🇸🌻🇺🇦😎🌊
@EmmaJeanKitty
Animal lover, recently retired, think life should be fair and just, try to be kind, democrat, support a woman’s right to choose, hate trump.Reductress
@Reductress
The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKOSkoog
@Skoog
copywriter | big ol’ sweetieJenna SaysQuoi
@jennasaysquoi
quoierica
@ericanextdooor
making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞cam
@largemotorcycle
unlimited friendship and happiness for my lifeRider
@theclydicorn
Ride bikes, go fast, have fun, don’t be so serious, be kind, and live well. Longest Race: 241 miles of gravel. Snack enthusiast! Fluent in Swahili. BookwormKieran McHugh
@kieranmch
Founder & CEO @daybridge. Formerly senior engineer @monzo. Piano player 🎹 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Contact me: 🧵 https://t.co/1YXxivWqYE ✉️ firstname @daybridge.comJohn Kennedy
@FrazzleMyGimp
@gohomepodBridger Winegar
@bridger_w
Here we are on our third datepixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”
@pixelatedboat
Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.nicky the friendly shark
@mostlysharks
probably a shark | she/her | https://t.co/GeMHhYLWnW | https://t.co/FLfoEAz7uWShayne Topp
@supershayne
extremely cool that you’re reading my bio right nowgiant idiot
@giant_idiot
all tweets directly represent the opinions of the walt disney companycory
@coolmathgame_
suck my Big Stupid AssBrian Hope
@Brianhopecomedy
Father, husband, plant-based marathoner. Comedy album released! https://t.co/CNKPqTAaLhSonny
@jjl1968
Lions, Tigers and Red Wings! University of Michigan. Motorcycles, boats, Jack and Coke, the lake life and my dogs!Sorrow-scopes
@Sorrowscopes
Things are terribleGrace Freud
@GraceGFreud
https://t.co/zp8NlsZY21shen the bird
@Shen_the_Bird
hi everybodyGood Kyle
@KyleMcDowell86
please enjoy the train wreck that is my lifeerin chack
@ErinChack
my hair is long now. writing: @newyorkerhumor, @mcsweeneys, @monsterchildren and more. always looking for new bylines.David
@DBigGreenFish
#longCovid sufferer, hermit, introvert, video gamer, misses having fishtanks, loves my dogs. No MAGA, bigots, etcCohen is a ghost
@skullmandible
Cohen Edenfield. writes games. DM on @skulltenders they/themArtie Johann
@DearAnyone
Writer for Family Guy. Stares at sun. Eats most objects.ristolable
@ristolable
mike ginn
@shutupmikeginn
Viktor Winetrout
@Cpin42
Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIbSnorklhuahua
@weinerdog4life
Voted Amarillo's #1 Asian Restaurantminor smith
@online_shawn
vampire on titusvladchoc
@vladchoc
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dorkgreg
@GrowlyGrego
GoaT FacE
@EndhooS
son of the internet [email protected]leon
@leyawn
uaena~ [email protected]Gravity Bong Joon Ho
@humblebogman
A total wiretrip junkie