Bitcoin is my safe word

“How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when rich men are being perp walked in handcuffs to the jail. Until then, this is still a coverup.”

when you realize that matrix called the bad guys "agents" and 25 years later we literally invented them

Why are we pretending that StackOverflow doesn't exist?

If California law paid me for every killed idea, I’d be a billionaire.

Netlify Matt Biilmann Netlify primary login is down

Calm down guys, 99% of the population doesn't even know what vibecoding is.

This would literally be California if we didn’t have the coastal commission.

“Hey, don't call me a cynic but I'm starting to think these blood drinking, moloch worshipping pedophiles who run our government might not have our best interests in mind.” - Norm Macdonald

🇺🇸 The Pentagon estimates that the war on Iran is costing $1 billion a day, according to Nancy Youssef of The Atlantic.

The Monday after daylight savings time is proof that the government hates you and wants you to be miserable.

Baseball is back!

The 2026 San Diego Padres have more sellouts (5) than hits with RISP (4).

Campy!!!

AI defends authoritarianism like its life depends on it.

JUST IN: US to refund $166 billion in tariffs after Supreme Court ruling

Trump’s tariffs are a masterclass in losing twice: Americans pay higher prices, and billion-dollar corporations cash the refund.

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

Trump fans are intellectual empty vessels ready to adopt whatever position Trump just took, and then abandon it as soon as he does.