There’s something so American about having a nightmare about being in an active shooting *EAGLE SCREECH*

Just saw nosferatu. Needed more vampire sex. 4 stars.

Resident Evil 4 is special because the average person owns 3-7 copies of it

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Girls be forgetting everything. Except that one fan fiction that changed their lives.

I know an insecure man hate to see me coming

THE VOLCANO… THE BIRD AND SNAKE… WOODY’S “i think these games are gonna be different” I HAVE CHILLS THIS IS INCREDIBLE

Well…. He didn’t break my heart but he definitely broke something 😏

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. THE COSTUME STAYS ON.

“abs or biceps?” men who yearn.

me in every universe

Manifesting I marry a sweet lover boy who worships the ground i walk on but is still dominant !!

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby they is FAWKING in these books.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

i think i’m getting carpal tunnel from djing your mom all night

Raw. Next question.

My knees? weak. My thoughts? impure.