2 types of dad, fr

HELLO????? HE DID SO GOOD IM GONNA CRY

stay out of my fucking territory?

I told my therapist I was gonna get a shock pen to shock myself everytime I vaped in hopes of associating nicotine with a negative reaction and she said I would probably just get addicted to shocking myself 😭

I’m gonna get a lot of use out of this

this might be the best jjk tweet

1 day of Zohran and NYC gets Worlds

The face reveal caught me off guard 😂😂😂

The Trump administration continues to find new ways to raise costs on all of us. It’s time we have a City Hall that works relentlessly to ease the burden. We will deliver on fast and free buses, universal childcare and a rent freeze because New Yorkers need the relief.

I love my gf!!

they should make my girlfriends pussy a vape flavor for me

Gonna play this in front of my grandpa and say I’m controlling a robot in Ukraine

I asked chat to make YouTube titles from the perspective of God. This was the best one:

they could never have fathomed a white boy with so much motion approaching greatest-white-boy-of-all-time levels

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

This is the only thing that works for me as a sleepwalker i would j turn off my alarm in my sleep and then miss classes or work, 10/10 recommend

Zohran, you have to stop. Your policies are too tough. Your swag too different. Your wife is too bad. They’ll kill you, Zohran Mamdani.