men should have curfews so women can go out at night

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

currently reading a book that says “note that the idea of life not going your way is an illusion; life is always going your way, you’re just unaware of your path.” AND WOW 🤯🤯

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't sing

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

Concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.

the way this is actually so easy to understand😭

Me going downstairs because my mom’s friends wanted to see how much ive grown:

"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.

No offense, but I genuinely wonder what a man says that convinces a woman to agree to being his third or fourth wife.

You finally start making middle class money but it’s 2026, not 2014 and there isn’t a middle class anymore . You’re either rich or poor 🤣🤣

Trying to finish oats when you made too much is so humbling 😭

Nothing annoys me more than the sound of a fly stuck between a curtain and the window😭

I’m jealous of countries that have a competent president.

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.” They looked at me and said, “No one does that.” Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭😩

I wonder what God's plan was for rats regarding accommodation, are they supposed to stay with us?