JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified? ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday? ME: ... JESUS: tragic Friday? ME: ... JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED

Iran is going to torture those American prisoners by making them read chapter books

There is a reason why Americans pronounce it as I-RAN. 😀

Global family selfie, we look awesome 😍😊

No but the Artemis II astronauts can tell their loved ones “love you to the moon and back” and really mean it 😭

Rare picture of a tree sneaking out of the woods.

A relief. When I was a child, I used to see the Madonna and Child on the surface of the moon 😭😭 All those Catholic icons in the House had done a number on me. Religion is something else.

This has already been soft launched as Carbon Credits...

I get miffed when AI tries to correct me because, Who are you and why are you in my business?! Also, I'm Kenyan, we taught you English. Have some respect.

for a small fee, I will go to your enemy’s writing workshop and say “but who is the ‘you’ in this poem?”

KCC Ghee and butter missing from shelves for weeks now, send help. Better yet, send KCC Ghee and butter, now; please and thank you 🥲

Ayaya amekuwa babu wa ukweli kitini 🙆🏾🧓🏾

Paka chini dancers reckon if you started walking to the moon 40 years ago, you would be there by now doing lit Lunar Paka Chini dance routines 🌚🌜💃🏾

Ralph Waldo Emerson, preach

We really were starving in boarding school. Practically vegetarian by force. Delayed menstruation for the girls 😢 There's a reason millenials in general absolutely detest githeri

Ditto menstrual hygiene products

They took perfect truly awesome photos, on top of managing everything else with precision. Ningekuwa kwa hiyo NASA mission ningepiga some blurry nonsense hadi mnafikiria ni fraud niko hapa Karatina 😭😭😭

The stuff on the shop shelves is cardboard, not bread 😭 Home-baked bread is the truth 😋 Doesn't even need a spread, it's that good.

Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover received a hero's welcome from his neighbors! 🇺🇸