Me: Give me money i want to barb my hair GF: i don’t have money Me: should i borrow you so when you have money you can return it? 🥹🥹🥹

Right in the face of both of them btw

Announcing the lineup before the manager

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Lift that Viva detergent make I see the gun

Sorry, just seeing your quote. I’ve attached the photo you quoted, it’s too blurry for my liking, I added extra for you😭 You see, when I was working in one of the biggest banks in Nigeria as an I.T professional, you were still drawing Davido on your breast, twerking on

Damn

BREAKING: Over a dozen Christians were brutally murdered on Palm Sunday in the city of Jos in Nigeria. According to local reports, a group of radical Muslims came in on vehicles and began firing on the Christians before hacking them with machetes.

The number of people who will be admitted to mental hospitals when Man City wins the premier league is insane

I almost typed “have you eaten?” 😂

“Haaland to take… Haaland to make it eight at the Bridge..”

- “they’re rigging the league for ronaldo” - “ronaldo scores only tap ins” - “al ahli are getting robbed for al nasr” x.com/Sxmto_/status/…

Chai.. hin life don spoil😭

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: The Manchester City fan who just made fun of Arsenal on live television is seeing that he is going VIRAL on Social Media! 😂

📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat.

SEMIFINALS VAMOS!!!! ❤️🤍

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Dame un grrr.