Stop berating fans who spend their life dreaming of going to old Trafford and wanting to maximize THEIR experience just because you have the privilege of going whenever you want.

Because there are people lifting these bags and loading the overweight bags on the plane

Why are dogs howling

They’ve reached their twitter quota for the night

Enjoyed watching boo last night?

What’s my name

All wah gwaan, is not only the fit fault and the other driver sees the moving car and in Jamaican fashion hitch up cause everyone supposed to be able to maneuver tight space and also did he beep ? Cause me nah just watch someone lick my car suh

Who going to live stream the Chris brown concert for me?

DISAPPOINT ! That alone makes me feel less FOMO

In first world you don’t call government agencies, you just do everything online

They’re going to allow us to leave with a baby

You at 2am after saying one more video at 10pm

Tongue want brush

Seville cruising to the finals. Man look good yuh fret

Not surprised, but the fact that is oxtail him a blame as the source is where I draw the line

A couple weeks ago Serena said she wanted to sleep with a flat pillow. Now she sleeps peacefully on my fluffy one while I lie awake on this flat rock. Marriage is a beautiful they said