Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know; half an hour?

We’re gonna get you out of here, all right?

- Nice caterpillar cake. - Whatever.

This is Digby. Today he did something amazing and helped save a young woman who was thinking of taking her own life on a bridge over the M5 near Exeter (thread👇)

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God bless pandas 🐼❤️

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Boris’s Birthday party #PartyGate

Happy St David's Day! #DyddGwylDewiHapus Happy Pancake Day! #ShroveTuesday Happy First Day of Spring!🌷 To celebrate, I'm doing a #RandomActOfWelshness by giving this prize to one of you. FOLLOW & RETWEET to be in with a chance! Winner chosen at random; UK only, ends 8pm today

It’s official… Dame Deborah James. Tears may have been flowing for days but amongst them are still magical moments like this. You deserve this but also so much more, and oh how we wish we could do so much more for you. We love you Dame Debs. ❤️ #DameDeborahJames

There will be times in life that people let you down, but try not to let yourself down. Just keep being you and be proud of what you do. YOU really are special.

Rest In Peace Dame Deborah James. You will be forever loved, always missed and never forgotten. Thoughts, love, hugs and prayers to your family and friends. #DameDeborahJames

On the sad occasion of her passing, please take a moment to enjoy the time The Queen was excited to see some cows. May she rest in peace.

Breaking: #ThisMorning producer Julie Anderton has been fired. Anderton arranged the whole thing and even wrote the ‘we didn’t queue-jump’ script. She accepts full responsibility. ITV consider the matter closed.