Trust me I’m not a fighter but I can make whatever technology you have in your possession turn against you in a heartbeat. So. You can try. But you’ll most likely die anyway.

It’s—. [ She takes it graciously, wiping down her face before holding it up to her nose. ] Thank you, Zed. I appreciate it.

Trust me, I’m sure I could do something vile to that boy’s arm. Including anything with a circuit board.

[ She’s looking up through her bangs, expression turning concerned. Reaching out (despite blood covered fingers), she taps at his chin. ] Do you need your eye examined?

.... I got blood on your cheek. I apologize for that. [ And that’s when she abruptly pushes him back and promptly vomits off to the side. ] Oh god—.

[ Kissing Tim’s cheek has her feeling bold. Plus it’s HIM and besides Lilith, he’s one of the few she’s basically ‘truly’ comfortable with. ] Well. I guess don’t do it again? Made you look silly. ... silly man.

I highly doubt that you need anything at this point. Cyber... whatever you call yourselves, have no rights.

[ She holds up her hand as she heaves a few times. God this was embarrassing, but not unusual. ] I— I’ll be fine. Touching. Is. Still difficult and you’re as innocent as a newborn puppy so I thought I could handle it! [ Hrk—. ] But. I cannot still.

I would apologize for my actions but it isn’t something I’m in control of yet.

Axton you don’t return and I will hijack your turrets. >:(

Do NOT let it get to your head!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ! ⠀⠀ 😈Desc. / Lit. / Crack ⠀ 👿(N)SFW, 18+ themes ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ⠀

// all of the Tannis’s coming out fdbdjfjs

I swear I can still hear Handsome Jack trying to promote his subpar food sometimes.

[ SNORTS LOUDLY. ] I—. [ Clears throat. ] Ahem. I must. Go into this closet for a moment.

Alright. That’s much better. I can’t— believe that made me laugh.