"Never let it be said I am not a generous leader." Flopping the limp limb back and forth like a wave, before tossing it over. "I have a sense for when I am needed you know."

"It's really no trouble. I happen to like ripping people limb from limb, you happen to like eating them! It's like a symbiotic relationship."

what have i done that wasn’t expected of me?

I need my allowance soon..

//REAL?!?!?!?

Remember folks, this is why you never yank a gun out of a stuck holster. ( Absolutely trying her very best not to freak out. Somehow by some miracle this is the first time she's ever shot herself. Probably. )

//that's a real lesson because I have in fact seen a guy shoot himself in the foot

I think my foots getting infected.