The Onion

@theonion

America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary.

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Tessa Violet

@tessaviolet

MY GOD! out now tagmusic.ffm.to/mygod

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Bowery Ballroom

@boweryballroom

Since 1998, 6 Delancey Street, New York, NY

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Criterion Collection

@criterion

Since 1984, we’ve dedicated ourselves to gathering and publishing the greatest films from around the world. For our streaming service follow @criterionchannl.

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grant spanier

@grantspanier

make moving images™

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Andy Crissinger

@andycrissinger

Executive Coach at Worksong. Known to go decades between tweets and spend my hearts sparingly. Still ready to set a pick for you at the free throw line of life.

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Oobah Butler

@oobahs

Doc ‘The Great Amazon Heist’ stream now on Channel 4 (bio), US on Vice, AUS on SBS etc. Shed at Dulwich. LA TIMES bestselling author. Catfish UK on MTV host.

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Conan O'Brien

@conanobrien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

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Crest

@crest

We believe that everyone should have a healthy and beautiful smile for life. crest.com/en-us/oral-car…

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Mel Reneé

@melreneestyles

A Timeless Classic - Stylist - NY | | visual storyteller | Instagram : Melreneestyles

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clintoris

@clintoris

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@tylerthecreator

me no dandy?

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Keelayjams

@keelayjams

quack quack

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derek guy

@dieworkwear

Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter

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SARAH SQUIRM

@sarahsquirm

🤡 sarah sherman on @nbcsnl 🪱 😛 come see me on tour 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 + 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇! 🧠

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Will Sennett

@senn_spud

Anamosa High 2014 @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod

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Strong Bad

@strongbadactual

i don't trust any device i can't mash ctrl+alt+del on

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Claud

@claudmp3

‘Supermodels’ out now

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brooklyn barbie

@rlyblonde

sexy femme attention seeker

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Stephen King

@stephenking

Author

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2000s

@popculture2000s

i don’t think 2000s pop culture can ever be topped✨

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mitski

@mitskileaks

The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We

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@thespiritoftheb

US booking: [email protected] UK/EU booking: [email protected] mgmt: [email protected] pr: [email protected]

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Sedona

@thatgirlsedona

7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN out now 💋💋💋🐎

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WeRateDogs

@dog_rates

Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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eli scarpati

@elijahsbelt

i know it’s real bc i heard the click

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weird medieval guys BOOK OUT NOW !!

@weirdmedieval

by @tochterzwiebel // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // [email protected] for enquiries

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Good Faces

@good_faces_bot

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real haters

@realesthaters

I post real mfs and real haters, often both | dm submissions

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Why you should have a cat

@shouldhavecat

The perfect account to show to your parents when you want a cat 😺❤ @FoundationOfWen

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Zillow Gone Wild 🏡

@zillowgonewild

join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇

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No Context Brits

@nocontextbrits

A mordant celebration of British mediocrity according to the Washington Post. Contains sarcasm, irony and context. Submissions and requests via DM.

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a thousand wrongs writed

@sabatonfan69

Rex tremendae majestatis // twitch.tv/DeviousMink

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Yellow Branch

@yello_branch

been here coming july 16

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out of context dogs

@contextdogs

follow us for daily dog Content 🐶| Dm for credit and removals | banner art by: @nubcat |

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Threatening Music Notation

@threatnotation

Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.

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Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras

@musicalchaotic

DM submissions welcome.

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Wild Sentences

@wildsentences

MEMES SHITPOSTING AND CRYPTO (NFA)

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chaotic memes

@memechaotic

DM for credit or removal

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sponge.mp4

@spongemp4_

spunbob | parody, not affiliated with Nickelodeon

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cat with confusing auras

@cat_auras

Even cat can confuse “us”. | dm for credit or removal

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Make up a Musician

@madeupmusician

Making up musicians. DM for submissions.

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Black cats are not bad luck

@visualscat

Black Cats are not bad luck. They are elegant loving and delightful companions 🐈‍⬛❤️

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Awful Taste But Great Execution

@awfulbutgreat

•turn on notifications•no AI•DMs open for submission or promotion if product fits criteria•

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Why you should love animals

@animals_twts

our posts will make you love animals! 🐾

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music wins

@musicwins1

talking about music can be wonderful @friend0ftheband

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GrieveWatch

@grievewatch

Monitoring, assessing and promoting appropriate displays of patriotic grieving.

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julia hava

@binchcity

jewess in distress | co-host of binchtopia pod

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chloe moriondo

@kidzwithbugz

popstar ♡ shoreline OUT NOW!!! she/they

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rayne fisher-quann

@raynefq

writer , girl with no needs

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katie

@skatie420

welcome to Katie World

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honk

@carsgobeeep

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Hentress to the STARS

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